andthenewt:

pocketcucco:

okay now I will share an embarrassing story with you all for sleepover saturday

a while back I went to a gift shop and I saw a basket of these

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and I was like oh shit I love bouncy balls!! so I grabbed one and threw it on the ground

well

turns out these ones were not bouncy balls and were actually made of glass

omg im actually laughing so hard it hurts

(via the-infamous-waffle-dealer)

  • Sirius: *Writing a letter to James*
  • Sirius: Deer James
  • Lily: It's Dear
  • Sirius: No it isn't

dreaminghermione:

Harry Potter AU in which Fred and George are in different houses and they steal and wear each others ties whilst doing stupid things in hope of the others house losing points

(via the-time-goddess-of-221b)

lovability:

conor-cymex:

mydogsnokes:

i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die like really fast. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days

diamond

the word you’re looking for is diamond

omfg

(via everyfairytaleneedsamoriarty)

marylovesbooks:

unofficialdragon:

likeakidinabookstore:

annaolphant:

id hit up barnes and noble during the purge

signs you’re a book addict #1: when you’re willing to risk being brutally murdered for free books

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how did this post get even better

(via everyfairytaleneedsamoriarty)

ellimist:

AT DINNER MY PARENTS WERE TALKINBG ABOUT MY FUTURE WIFE AND LIKE TELLING ME STORIES THEY WERE GOING TO TELL HER AND I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING AND THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE SO FUNNY UBT I WAS ACTUALLY LAUGHING because im gay as hell

(via sexual--milkshake)

mynameisnipple:

can i log out of life

(via sexual--milkshake)