slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

(via the-timelord-of-the-rings)

Less than a month until I start school again and I still have so much work to do. I want to fucking kill myself like WHY SCHOOL JUST LET ME STOP THINKING ABOUT YOU FOR 2 SECONDS PLS

  • Me: I don't care if people unfollow me
  • Me: *loses a follower*
  • Me: starts crying